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Kiel Gilleade
Suffers from an increasing common
disease called gamomania. Symptoms include loss of reality,
forgetfulness, twitchy fingers, dementia and can usually be heard
mocking Infinium Labs Phantom console. This patient suffers from a
particular nasty form of gamomania, dubbed snake-itus.
The patient believes himself to be SOLID
SNAKE and will act in accordance with the character seen in the
videogame METAL GEAR SOLID. For your own safety do not approach this
person, his mental well-being could inflict harm on yourself and
those around you. If contact is unavoidable, bribe him with a dog
tag then leave by the quickest possible route.
WARNING: Jingling your
dog tag will only encourage his desire to shoot you with his G-CON45
pistol (or failing this whack you over the head with it), so don't
patronize him in any shape or form.
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